What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How did you get to be a leftist?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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